When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
    When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
    When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops

wonderfulandlovelyxo:

thetreehouseinmyhead:

obviously-a-mermaid:

babies are being born today its someones birthday today it’s the best day of someones life today some one just had their first kiss someone is getting married today today is beautiful

and if you don’t think that is the coolest thing I don’t know what to tell you  

You sound like the type of person everyone needs in their life 

"be softer with you. you are a breathing thing. a memory to someone. a home to a life."
- nayyirah waheed  (via origamiprincesss)

(Source: nayyirahwaheed, via rowanblanchardxx)

"Sometimes I wish I was 29 with my life figured out & sometimes I wish I was 5 with my whole life ahead of me and not a care in the world"
- Reyna Biddy (via frohdo)

(Source: kushandwizdom, via painting--the--roses--red)

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